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November 8, 1993
Top Ten Parachute Guy Excuses
10. Was gooned on NyQuil
9. Life's dream was to make Marv Albert's blooper reel
8. El Nino!
7. Was trying to do that E.T. space-bicycle thing
6. Heard Meat Loaf's "I Would Do Anything For Love" one time too many
5. Got wrong address for "Parachute-O-Gram"
4. Three words: Too much Pepsi
3. Publicity stunt for new adventure series called "Superdork"
2. Upset by Ted/Whoopi breakup
1. Head 98% bone